The first time I heard of Rob Gronkowski, he was just another football player posing with some skanky porn star.
The second time, he was volunteering to take Tim Tebow’s virginity.
A few weeks later, I stumbled upon a photo of him, shirtless in Vegas.
And now, he’s posing naked in ESPN Magazine’s Body Issue.
I think I could grow to like this guy. It’s too bad I hadn’t heard of him six months ago; I guess he plays on one of the teams that was in Indianapolis for the Superbowl.
I know . . . my knowledge of sports is astounding you, isn’t it?